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Sex sells faster than coke (Written By: Poet Dela)

What do you call happiness
Is it that feeling you get
When she gently uses her 
tongue to tickle your Libido
Or

Is it when he also uses
his tongue to lick and tickle
that little piece of flesh on top
of your Cunt?

Again
Which do you prefer
Is it the satisfaction you get
When you consume a chilled 
bottle of coke for lunch
Or

It's that amazing feeling 
you experience when 
the little bubbles which
are found in coke 
runs down your throat

But wait!

Do we think of what
will happen BEFORE 
a date?
Or AFTER a date?
Or

Do we really care 
about the price of 
a plate of rice at kempinski
or we get more concerned
about incurring the cost of
diapers for Life

These days
What really makes the headlines
Is it the increase and decrease 
In the price of coke?
Or

The sextape which involves
not only our favorite celebrities,
but Ordinary well endowed citizens
As well.

Honestly
What do you think runs
through a guys head
When a girl or his crush 
decides to pay him a visit

Is it how to rush to the 
nearest Mart to purchase 
a bottle of chilled coke
Or
Is it how to rush to the 
nearest pharmacy to purchase 
a condom for protection 
incase knacking takes place

But can the health benefits
derived from having good 
consensual sex in the morning 
be compared to the nutritional value 
found in coke, if there is any

Most marriages
Don't collapse because 
of the unavailability of 
the head to provide for the family
But the fact that
the lack of knacking
Is being experienced 
like a drought

Even though coke
has alot of uses
One innovative way
women make good use of it
is using the bottle to satisfy their
sexual urges when there is the 
unavailability of a cock

The taste of coke will always 
remain the same
But the pleasure 
derived from sex will always 
take a different form
be it anal or casual

Indeed the idea of sex
sells faster than coke.

Poetic Yesu.
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If Only She Knew ( Written by: Poet Dela) TRIBUTE TO THE 90'S BAD GIRL.

If only she knew
Her last  breath would elapse
Hours before day break
and also be the talk of town
And the fruits of her labour would reign
Longer than her era as
the 90's bad gyal

She would have stayed back home
And made more
Exclusive bangers
for the fans

If only she knew her demise
and lifeless body was going to be the agenda
She would have stayed back at Mama's place
And finished that
delicious plate of jollof

If only she knew
after being embrace
and welcomed by her family
The icy hands of death
was going to be the next to embraced her

If only she knew
She and death would
grace one stage
Dancing to her melodious Kupe

If only she knew
Haters along side well wishers
Would sing the RIP anthem all day
Despite the critics and backlashes

Yet still
No amount of poison
Could kill her zeal and determination
To leave an impact in her field

If only she knew
She was going to be late
she would have screamed
and given Aseda to her maker

If only she knew
Her funeral was going to be graced by
Music Lovers and sponsors
She wouldn't have embarked on such a journey

We would always
keep singing
That amazing chune she calls
Maame Hw3

Even though she never
Dated our Father's
To warrant
Such love

Rest In Power 90's Bad Gyal!

                       
                           Poetic Yesu.

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