Sex sells faster than coke (Written By: Poet Dela)

What do you call happiness

Is it that feeling you get

When she gently uses her 

tongue to tickle your Libido

Or

Is it when he also uses

his tongue to lick and tickle

that little piece of flesh on top

of your Cunt?

Again

Which do you prefer

Is it the satisfaction you get

When you consume a chilled 

bottle of coke for lunch

Or

It's that amazing feeling 

you experience when 

the little bubbles which

are found in coke 

runs down your throat

But wait!

Do we think of what

will happen BEFORE 

a date?

Or AFTER a date?

Or

Do we really care 

about the price of 

a plate of rice at kempinski

or we get more concerned

about incurring the cost of

diapers for Life

These days

What really makes the headlines

Is it the increase and decrease 

In the price of coke?

Or

The sextape which involves

not only our favorite celebrities,

but Ordinary well endowed citizens

As well.

Honestly

What do you think runs

through a guys head

When a girl or his crush 

decides to pay him a visit

Is it how to rush to the 

nearest Mart to purchase 

a bottle of chilled coke

Or

Is it how to rush to the 

nearest pharmacy to purchase 

a condom for protection 

incase knacking takes place

But can the health benefits

derived from having good 

consensual sex in the morning 

be compared to the nutritional value 

found in coke, if there is any

Most marriages

Don't collapse because 

of the unavailability of 

the head to provide for the family

But the fact that

the lack of knacking

Is being experienced 

like a drought

Even though coke

has alot of uses

One innovative way

women make good use of it

is using the bottle to satisfy their

sexual urges when there is the 

unavailability of a cock

The taste of coke will always 

remain the same

But the pleasure 

derived from sex will always 

take a different form

be it anal or casual

Indeed the idea of sex

sells faster than coke.

Poetic Yesu.